Minky & Teddy
Bagiau Sberm
Meet Minky and Teddy 😍 These gorgeous miniature Labradoodles are also known affectionately as the ‘jizz bags’. It’s only fair to point out that I am the only person who calls them this, but I’m hoping it catches on and eventually leads to both dogs being officially renamed.
Minky (jizz bag #1), is the dark-haired ball of energy, who more often than not has one ear folded back and Teddy (jizz bag #2), is the leggy ‘blond’ with the almost-permanent vacant facial expression. Teddy also has a freakishly long tongue which makes grooming his hard to reach places a lot easier, but I often wonder whether the extra length has had a negative impact on his intelligence. I reckon he could be a Mensa candidate if he could somehow divert some of the oxygen and nutrients from his tongue to his brain 😁
I’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse
The jizz bags belong to close family friends. One fateful day, they asked Lydia and myself to be Godparents to the jizz bags. It was an offer I couldn’t refuse…
From that moment onwards, I have been known as the ‘Dogfather’.
I’ve also been training them a couple of times a week since lockdown and they’ve made great progress. They both respond to hand commands to varying degrees, although Teddy’s responses sometimes work in a bit of a delayed manner. I gave him the command to lie down a few hours ago and have just received word that he is now asleep.
Good boy Teddy! 😁
Minky: Hey Teddy, does it smell of updog in here?
Teddy: What’s updog?
Minky: Nothing much mate, what’s up with you?
Teddy: I don’t get it
🤦♂️
Sorry Ted…but that’s what you get for mistaking my leg for a tree!
More photos and updates on Minky and Teddy’s progress will be posted here in future.
The boys also have an Instagram page. Fuck knows how they managed to set that up as Teddy is still looking for the ‘any key’ to register his Twitter account…
Sorry buddy, that’s for running into me at about 100 km h⁻¹ yesterday…
…and for trying to piss on my leg! 😉
